Heh

Jul. 5th, 2009 02:23 pm
Jason Fucking Dohring
Reading an almost decent P&P fic where Mr. Bennet dies and Lizzy is coerced into marrying Darcy. He agrees not to force her into his bed, so they have not consummated the marriage. Anyway, this line amused me:

And if she was hoping for the event to happen in childbirth, how disappointed she would be to know such possibility did not exist - for one must suffer exposure before contracting the condition.
Jason Fucking Dohring
It's that time of year again, when we all find out which shows we love that we will never see again, and which shows we will spend the next three months desperately searching for the leaked pilot. This is a pretty good year for me. All of the shows I care about are either already renewed or were canceled months ago. Upfronts are more likely to piss me off by what they do renew than what they don't. (Speaking of, ugh, Scrubs is back? WTF?)

This year I get to worry mostly about pilots. There are three I'm really pulling for, mostly due to casting choices, though I have read one of the scripts and hope it makes it for less shallow reasons. And here, too, it seems I'm mostly spared much grief.

The Good Wife, a CBS pilot, is rumored to be hot. Matt Czuchry is in it, and I really miss my weekly Matt fix, even though it never really was very weekly. When I first read about the pilot I figured there was no possible way CBS would pick it up, because it just doesn't seem very CBS. It's about a politician's wife who decides to go back to work as a lawyer. Matt is one of the other lawyers in the firm. For some reason it just strikes me as more ABC than CBS. But I guess I was wrong.

The Forgotten, formerly known as the The Unknown, apparently has already gotten a 13 episode order. Rupert Penry-Jones, Wentworth in the recent Persuasion adaptation, is starring. I thought this one was out because no one was talking about it, but it turns out they were just using the old name not the new one, and it's been on the hot list all along.

And finally, the one I really want to see on my TV, and the one that is actually still in danger, Body Politic. I read the script and loved it. I'm working on a script review to post here, that will hopefully be up before the weekend is over. Jason Dohring is in it, so I would want it to air whether it is actually good or not (I rooted for Moonlight after all), but the fact that the script was so good, and his character is someone I would absolutely love to have on my TV every week makes me that much more emotionally involved in upfronts this week. Here's hoping we hear something on Monday or Tuesday and I don't have to wait all week to know...

Um...

May. 11th, 2009 07:28 pm
Jason Fucking Dohring
Maybe I'm just setting myself up for major disappointment, but I think I'm going to get an offer for the LA internship in a couple of days. I think.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
Jason Fucking Dohring
I admit, I have not been a big Scrubs fan since about season five. The season six finale ruined any small bit of love I still held for the show with that criminally horrible ending. Season seven was just a mess all around. And then season eight made me want to punch things all the way through.

So, not a fan, though I did watch every episode.

But the ending? This surpassed even my expectations in how much it sucked.

Spoilers for Scrubs finale )
Good grief
:( Won't speak to the woman until Monday. Have to wait all weekend.

Of note:

Apr. 29th, 2009 11:45 am
Jason Fucking Dohring
  • This is full of win. First of all, the book purses are beautiful. But even better? Scroll down and take a look at the Naughty Bits. If only I wore pins. :(
  • I have finished school for evers and ever. At least until someone convinces me I need to go get an MBA or something. But now I get to start my career in TV! Internship that I don't really want but will gladly take starts on Monday. Hoping to hear from internship that I desperately want between now and then.
  • I have to pack everything I own and put it in my car in the hopes of never returning home. I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow. I haven't even begun. Good thing I don't own very much stuff.
  • Can I get Tamora Pierce's Song of the Lioness series for my 11-year-old niece? Her birthday is on Saturday and she apparently wants to read Twilight and I'm trying to keep her from that brain rot. But I can't remember how explicit the sex in Song of the Lioness is. The publisher recommends it for 12+ so it can't be too explicit, can it?
Paul Rudd with a "Err" expression
This is getting really annoying. Every time I try to do anything on DW, even just read my reading page, I find that I've been logged out. This will happen three minutes after logging in, yet again. And, yes, the remember me ticky box is ticked, and the bind to IP box is not. And the damn thing doesn't redirect me back to where I was after I login, and instead takes me to the front page. UGH. This is probably one of those problems that if I switched to Firefox instead of Safari I wouldn't be having, but I'm not going to. Instead I will probably just end up not using DW if this doesn't stop happening. 
Jason Fucking Dohring
O. M. G.

Lie to Me has just stepped up to the plate and forced me to find a fandom. Where is the Lie to Me fandom? Is there one? Please?

Spoilers for Lie to Me 1.10 )
Aww
My boss just told me this today. 100% true.

About 20 years ago, my boss, who is a probate lawyer, was handling the estate of a woman who had died in a hotel owned by her brother on an island off the coast of Spain (I can't remember the name, something with an M). She died by hitting her head on a table while very drunk. The coroner was her uncle. He signed off on the cause of death, and the body was sent in a closed casket to be buried in Puerto Rico. 
 
Back in Miami, the decedent had a boyfriend. Shortly before her trip she had purchased a new truck for him and a condo which she put in both their names. He was also the beneficiary of her life insurance. The problem was, the insurance company refused to pay. They claimed she was not dead. The judge in the case says that there's a death certificate, so what more can he do? So the insurance company presents the following as evidence:
 
The alleged decedent was a buyer in the jewelry business. She would go on trips to Europe for a few weeks at a time and would make lots of purchases and have them shipped back to her business partner on a regular basis while she was continuing to buy. Whenever she made a shipment back to him, she would speak to him and relay all the details about what she was sending him and how everything should be priced. The day she died, she had an hour long conversation with her business partner about the latest shipment. (They knew this due to the hotel's phone records.) From the business partner's notes, they knew that she was just as explicit in her instructions as she always was. Half an hour after the phone call ended, she supposedly was so inebriated she fell, hit her head, and died. The insurance company said that there was no way she could have been drunk during the phone conversation and half an hour was not long enough to get that drunk afterwards. 
 
After the hearing, my boss got a call from the boyfriend. He said, "She's not dead." He knew this because he was ex-CIA. He told my boss that the alleged decedent was a mafia currency mule. She had false bottoms in some of her suitcases where she would hide cash from the various countries she visited on her buying trips. The problem was, she had been skimming for a while now, and the mafia had figured it out. 
 
The woman was able to run off using her Italian passport, which she had due to her brief marriage to a member of the Italian royalty. She also had at least three US passports, plus most likely several other countries' passports. She had four US social security numbers, and just trying to locate all her money in the US was impossible. She had accounts across the country under various names. She had several post office boxes, at least one of which they only discovered because they got a notice at one of the other PO boxes that they needed to renew, so who knows how many they never discovered. She was never heard from again, and the insurance company never did pay out that policy.
Jason Fucking Dohring
I did the easy thing and just imported my LJ icons. I should probably dump a couple and get some nifty DW ones. :)

I'm not super thrilled with the layout choices so far, but I understand that there are limitations. Can't wait for that to be fixed up a bit.

I created a community, mostly because the name was available and it seemed like a good idea. [community profile] tv is up, but not quite running yet. Must work on it when I get a chance, and get some stuff posted.
Bubbles!!
 I have arrived. Now the fun can begin. 

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